Breaking News: Aragorn Lip-synched Elendil’s Oath

 

This just in to the Unbound Worlds news desk!

After he rallied the Armies of the West and helped defeat Sauron’s forces in Gondor to lead his army against the Black Gate of Mordor, Aragorn II son of Arathorn was crowned King Elessar Telcontar of Gondor.

Before a gathered mass of Elves, Dwarves, Men, and Hobbits, he sang Elendil’s Oath to celebrate.

Here is footage:

Evidence has come to light that Aragorn did not, in fact, sing the oath! The travesty! The disbelief! The shocking news is reverberating through the halls of Minas Tirith! The new king of Middle-Earth apparently lip-synched the entire thing, leaving many to speculate if he is worthy to sit the throne of Gondor.

The news has spread even to the Shire, where Hobbits immediately asked, “Who the hell is Aragorn? Why does this even matter? And where is my pipe?”

More on this as it transpires!

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