Say No to May the Fourth

 

250px-PalpycroppedI’ve always enjoyed May the Fourth as a time to celebrate one of the most meaningful movie series in my life, but now I’m starting to wonder if I’ve been brainwashed into celebrating by nefarious Jedi mind control powers. I’m going to head down to the nearest guard post and confess my involvement in this subversive “holiday”. Praise Emperor Palpatine!

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